I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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