Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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