While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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