This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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