i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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