if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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