I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Houston, we have a squirter
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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