You surviving the open bar?
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She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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