Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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