I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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