3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
