Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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