I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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