You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
