Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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