I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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