Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
as a side note pls kill me
Someone signed my nipple.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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