I hope mine doesn't look like that
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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