Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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