I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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