You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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