operation harelip BJ is a go
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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