Do you still have your period?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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