My nipple is on Facebook.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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