O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
