i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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