Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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