i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
