I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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