even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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