it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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