Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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