Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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