I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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