I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
