I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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