your room smells of hookers.
And success
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
So. Much. Porn.
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