He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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