meet me or not, i'm out of control
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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