Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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