How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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