it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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