he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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