a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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