covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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