@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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