Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
