from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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