her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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