Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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